Tamesis Club

National 18’s in Selden Sailjuice series 2018/9

Optimus Prime at the Bloody Mary


Second Chance at the Bloody Mary

Sailjuice is the joining into a points series of seven of the big Winter dinghy regattas. All inland, the biggest is the ‘Bloody Mary’ at the Queen Mary reservoir in Staines and this attracts around 300 entries.  These events can be tough, but very often the wind and weather is not as bad as predicted and the sailing can be glorious.

The Tamesis N18s have been active and with some distinction.  Matt Jones, Kaan Yargici, Dana Church and Joe sailed at the Bloody Mary  and the ‘Oxford Blue’ in their lovely dark red ‘Optimus Prime’.   Ollie Houseman and Jeremy Vines were sailing ‘Second Chance’, loaned by the N18 builders White Formula, and competed at the Bloody Mary, at Rutland Tiger Trophy and the Oxford Blue.  At this latter event there were in fact four N18s and three finished in the first 20 overall out of over 153 starters.

Best of all in the series was ‘Hurricane’ (pictured above), loaned by Ollie and Jeremy to a trio from Staunton Harold SC in the Midlands, They competed in six events, won two of them and finished second overall.  Over 500 boats took part in one or more event and over 30 classes were represented.

Hurricane is for sale and it would be great if she stayed in Tamesis.  Meanwhile Ollie, Jeremy and Steve Watton nearly have a new boat which will be the 25th Ultra built by White Formula.  She will be ‘launched’ at the Dinghy Show next weekend.  Name and colours are under wraps till then.

Jeremy Vines

February 2019

Tammy Matters

Dear all

We had a great night on Saturday at the Vice Commodore’s Dinner.  See the report below for more details.

The racing on Sunday was the warmest for weeks and participants had a really good sail – a beat above Stevens Ait and spinnaker run back to the club.

The duty roster has now been published via Dutyman, and everyone involved will have received an e mail with their duties.  Please could you put the dates in your diaries, or if they are unsuitable, arrange a swap.  It’s easier than you think.  In any case, please confirm you will be there on the day.  Many apologies for the false alarms during last week.  It does still need some tweaking to even out the duties, so watch this space!

Our dogs have requested their owners to sit in the bar area, so they can take advantage of the drinks served there!  In the summer, they would prefer to be outside!

Upcoming events

Sunday 24th – Normal racing – 1030 handicap then class racing from 1115.  Lunch will include Turkey and Ham pie with veg.

Sunday 24th February 2pm – AGM – Please come to this important event.  As you will have seen from the Agenda, there are several changes to the Officers, so it would be good for you to meet them all.  There will be some award presentations before the main business, and other presentations afterwards.

Thursday 7th March – Club Supper and Talk.  The talk is about Eel Pie Island.  7.15 for 7.45pm. Please note the slightly earlier time.  Meal £10pp. Please sign up in the clubhouse or e mail Nicky Johnson on nickyjohnsontamesis@gmail.com

Saturday 30th March – Merlin Party – more details to follow soon.

See you soon

Carolyne Vines



Fun Vice Commodore’s Dinner

Chris Pollard hosted a very successful Vice Commodore’s Dinner on the evening of 16th February.  We were treated to an excellent meal which was followed by some very amusing speeches.

Chris made a one off presentation to Alan Green of ‘The Mark of Appreciation’ in recognition of his moving of the distance mark several yards upstream. Pictured below


Chris Pollard presents the Mark of Appreciation’ to Alan Green


Ian Ramage, last year’s recipient of the Uffa Spoon, then regaled us with several amusing stories detailing incidents that happened during the year.  As the Oscar season is upon us he cleverly named each after a well known film.  He finally opened the ‘envelope’ to reveal Alan Green as the winner of the Best Mess up of the Year – moving the Distance Mark way above its normal station.  Alan replied with several definitions of dredging, which included the deliberate dragging of an anchor – this time attached to the Distance Mark – which he had done under sail when single-handing the club Wayfarer.

Thanks go to Nicky Johnson for overseeing the catering, Jo Carstens and her crew for cooking and serving in the bar, the helpers who laid the tables in the morning, and finally Chris Pollard for hosting such an excellent evening, and designing the poster and menu cards.

Blustery Sunday

The merlins shooting off the start line


The wind swung round to a blustery northwesterly with the added challenge of a strong current.

The merlins took off upstream led by Joe McLaughlin and Sean Roberts in Sublime who were putting up the spinnaker as the crossed the start line.  That was the last the rest of the fleet saw of them. There was plenty of place changing in the rest of the fleet.

The Lasers enjoyed some lovely planes, and were very close all the way round.  Constantin Gerber was able to beat Stewart Colley over the line.  Henry Defries who would have been up with them had a nasty capsize and had to retire.  New Laser member John Edmondson had a good go in the handicap race, but decided enough was enough.  Alan Green and Peter Konidaris had a good ride in the National 18′.

Tammy Matters

Dear all

The wind went round to the north west on Sunday and sailors had another blustery ride.  More in the brief report that follows.

We were given an excellent talk and meal on Thursday night – see more in the report about the yacht Lilian.

The Agenda and Reports for the AGM were sent out on Saturday evening.  The document is to be found when you click on the photo further down the e mail.  Hey presto, the reports appear.  Apologies to those who were confused by my e mail which said the documents were attached.  They are not.

Upcoming events:

Saturday 16th February – Vice Commodore’s Dinner.  The event when the Uffa Spoon is presented to the person or persons who have committed the silliest folly in the year since the last dinner.  The speeches are amusing and the follies even more so.  Ian Ramage the current holder has some spectacular sillinesses up his sleeve. All are welcome.  The price of this priceless evening is £25pp.  Dress is black tie or smart.  Booking is essential.  Please sign up on the sheet in the clubhouse or e mail Nicky Johnson on nickyjohnsontamesis@gmail.com.

Sunday 24th February at 2pm – AGM.  Please come to this important event.  We will be serving a hot lunch.

Thursday 7th March – Club Supper and Talk.  The talk in March will be from the Eel Pie Island Museum.  It promises to be another fascinating talk.  To book, sign up in the clubhouse or e mail Nicky Johnson on nickyjohnsontamesis@gmail.com

Saturday 30th March – Merlin Party.  All welcome.  Details to be published.

See you soon

Carolyne Vines





Fascinating talk on Yacht Lilian

Hilary Pereira gave a fascinating talk on their home the Lilian which is over 100 years old.  Built as the first diesel yacht in Sweden for her millionaire owner back in 1916, Lilian has had a very chequered career.  She is now moored at Richmond.  Hilary wowed us with her history from riches to rags and now restored to her former glory.  We are hoping to visit during the summer.

Thanks to Nicky Johnson for the delicious meal assisted by Sara and Josefine.


Sunday Sailing

Lasers close tacking on the dog leg – photo John Adams


Garrie Mallen and Scott Turnbull in N18′ Rhapsody – photo John Adams


More merlins – photo John Adams


Ice greeted many of the sailors as they rigged their boats.  However, the sun shone and the breeze came up enough to ensure a very pleasant sail.

Stewart Colley steamed away from the rest of the Laser fleet to obtain an uncatchable lead.  Richard Harris was over the line at the start  but caught the rest of the fleet at the second dog leg mark, and was never caught.  There was plenty of place changing further down both fleets.

In Memoriam Brian Southcott

Brian’s funeral took place on Friday 1st February 2019.  Joan and the family arranged a magnificent send off in which we learnt a lot more about this truly remarkable man.  The following are the eulogies and photos from the funeral, together with some other material.

Brian crewed by Adrian Legg


BRIAN SOUTHCOTT –  Eulogy by Colin Stokes

Brian was a very gifted chap and, as a young man, to use an old fashioned word, rather dashing. He excelled at just about everything he tried, be it sailing, administration, writing poems, telling stories, reciting amusing monologues from his great repertoire or business.

He wore these successes very lightly. He was as far from being boastful as it was possible to be, if he spoke of any of his trophies, visiting far flung places or meeting famous people, it was, usually, to tell an amusing and, often, slightly risque anecdote.

His first love was sailing or, rather, racing. His life revolved around the sport and the Stock Exchange and he excelled in both arenas. He honed his sailing skills at Tamesis Club, on the Thames, sailing, mostly, National 12s.

However, his first major success came in a Firefly dinghy. He had gone with a friend to the Championships but on the day of the big Firefly race for the Sir Ralph Gore Cup his friend couldn’t sail, so Brian helmed and…….won. Moreover those were the days when Championship races had 200 or more starters.

He was 19 at the time.

On the river in his National Twelve he was, most of the time, unbeatable, at Tamesis and other Thames clubs up to and including Henley. He had an uncanny knack of knowing where the new breeze was going to come from and, then, getting to it before anybody else.

He was fourth at the National Twelve Championships in 1952 and 2nd , 6th and 4th in ’54, ’55 and ’56. In ’56 winning the City of Weymouth Trophy. These years overlapped with his burgeoning career in Merlin Rockets.

This came about in the shape of Brians mentor,  Adrian Legge. In a move into Merlin Rockets, Adrian supplied the boats and Brian supplied the Trophies, usually with Adrian at the front.

Brian believed that all helmsmen have a Golden period and that although he raced successfully all his life, he was no different. His spanned 12 years, from 1952 to 1964, mainly at the Merlin Championships. At the Merlins he had ten results in the top four over an eleven year spell ; one second, three thirds, three fourths, and won the Championships three times. The one year he missed was 1958 when National Service caught up with him.

In 1959, when he had his first Championship win he was doing his National Service in Germany. He got a weeks leave, popped over to Whitstable, met up with Adrian, won the title and popped back to Germany again.

In 1961, back from Germany, he won the Merlins Silver Tiller – a travellers trophy, given for maximum open meeting points across the country on river, lake and sea.

He and Joan  acquired a second home in Hamble, which they had for many years, and, during that time they campaigned, mainly, in an X-Boat out of the Royal Southern Yacht Club.

Later, he returned to club racing at Tamesis in, of course, Merlins.  Getting a regular crew could be difficult, so he changed boats and spent many, many happy Sunday mornings sailing his single handed Laser. Still managing  to spot the new breeze and get to it first.

When, more recently, doing his duty as Officer of the Day he would take great delight in gathering up all the clubs racing marks and setting fiendishly complex courses. As he drew the course on the blackboard, a mass of criss crossing lines, he would chuckle and say “ That’ll give them something to think about !”

He was a year ahead of me doing National Service, he in the RAF, me in the Royal Engineers. We were both in our early twenties after long deferments for studying,  but our paths crossed, somewhat unexpectedly, when we were both posted to HQ BAOR, Rheindahlen – a purpose built garrison town in a pine forest near Dusseldorf. The military had a rare success with Brians posting, they slotted a very round peg into a very round hole and….. put him in charge of the money ! He was in charge of the local RAF finances and organised officers  expenses but, best of all, he was in charge of subsidised Petrol Coupons. They were each valid for a gallon and cost one and fourpence.  Possession of them, if you had a car, gave you the freedom of the autobahns……. It paid to be his friend.

He always talked of revisiting HQ BAOR but never did. Probably just as well, according to Google Earth it is now derelict and the pine forest has taken over.

While in Germany he sailed Piraten at a club on the Baldenesee, near Essen. He took me up there and the members treated him like royalty – I just assumed this was because he won all their Trophies. It was many years later that I found out the real reason.

After the war ended, in 1945,  all German clubs and boats were requisitioned and for use only by forces personnel. In 1958, 13 years after the end of the war, this situation seemed, to Brian, to be unjust and unfair to the members. So he lobbied the top brass and, lo and behold, the members  got their club and boats back…… Hence his popularity.

He took Joan there, in the early seventies, and the members remembered him well, loaning them a boat for the weeks regatta and, guess what…..he won. The paparazzi (or the German equivalent) followed the racing in motor boats and the result went down in West German newsprint history !

Brian was a member of Tamesis for 73 years, literally man and boy,  and he was Treasurer for 25 of those years, overseeing and organising the finance for many lasting developments that shape the present club premises.

When the club changed its structure and constitution more recently and needed to appoint trustees, the natural choice for one of them was, of course, Brian.

He put an enormous amount back into his sport. He served on the RYA Council, was Vice chairman, Chairman and, naturally, Treasurer.

He served on the Appeals, Dinghy and Finance Committees. He was made an Hon Member in 1980 and, from 2004, he was a Corresponding Member of the Council,

He then served on the Council of the IYRU, latterly known as ISAF and, now, World Sailing. He was a very conscientious and effective Treasurer of that organisation and was rewarded with a Gold Medal for long service.

He was a director of the World Youth Sailing Trust from 1998 until last year.

He attended meetings on Britannia, at Cowes, with Princess Anne and had numerous chats with her Mum and Dad.

What a CV ! How on earth did he fit it all in ?…….but fit it in he did, with great panache and humility.

He travelled far and wide with Joan on ISAF business and presented Ben Ainslie with his Gold Medal at the Sydney Olympics. Brian was selected once for Olympic trials but the wretched Accountants where he was working refused to give him the time off !………Must be one of the biggest “If onlys” or “What ifs ?” ever.

This has been a very brief glimpse into a long and fascinating life wrapped up in the world of sailing.

Brian, you were a great bloke – you are sorely missed but you leave so many memories.

Read at Mortlake Crematorium – Friday 1st February 2019

Tammy Matters

Dear all

Brian Southcott’s funeral last Friday was a truly memorable event, and we all learnt  more about the amazing man we had had in our midst all these years!  There is more on the Brian Southcott in Memoriam post which will follow.

The AGM is coming up on the 24th February at 2pm.   The papers will have been sent to you shortly via e mail with an attachment.  Please could you read the reports, and put the AGM in your diaries.  Please could you check your spam boxes if you don’t see it in by the end of the week.  If you can’t make it, please send your apologies to Rupert Fletcher on rupertfletcher@fletcheruk.com . I look forward to seeing you there.  If you wish to place a proxy vote, please use the form at the end of the papers.

The Thames River Boat Project have now moved into the office, and are settling in nicely.  They will be there during the week, so if you are at the club during the week you will see them beavering away.

Forthcoming Events:

Thursday 7th February – Club supper and talk.  All are welcome to this event.  The two course meal is £10pp.  Please book with Nicky Johnson on nickyjohnsontamesis@gmail.com if you haven’t done so already.  The talk is about the LILIAN – gentleman’s motor yacht built in 1916, and will be given by Dr Scott and Mrs Hilary Pereira. It has had excellent reviews.

Saturday 16th February – Vice Commodore’s Dinner – the fun dinner of the year.  The Uffa Spoon will be presented to the person or persons considered to have committed the greatest folly in the year since the last dinner.  Said person or persons will not be revealed until the night, but they are always worthy of the honour!  The speeches are humorous.    The presentation is preceded by the dinner which will be very tasty.  There will also be a welcoming glass of fizz.  The sign up sheet is in the clubhouse, or you can book with Nicky Johnson on nickyjohnsontamesis@gmail.com.  Our Vice Commodore Chris Pollard will be delighted to welcome you all.

See you soon

Carolyne Vines